- You own at least one bike more expensive than your car.
- Your current Facebook cover page includes your bike and not your partner.
- You check Strava to see your max speed and who you’ve beaten on every training session.
- You feel its ok to have unique tan lines on your legs and arms from long summer rides.
- You no longer need a tissue to blow your nose.
- Tubes, wheels and bike components are your favorite topic of conversation.
- Your holiday always involves cycling.
- When you have more cycle gear than all your wardrobe but together.
- Wearing lycra, arm warmers are acceptable clothing choice.
- You no longer go out for drinks on Saturday night because you want to be fresh for an early Sunday morning ride.

